Boxed Spider

Shoe's make the man, right? Nah, everyone's got shoes nowadays. And, let's be honest, most of them look the same too. What guys don't have, are super slick socks. But not just regular socks. I'm talking about socks that take you to the next level. Socks that remind everyone about your strength, originality, and commitment to staying cool. It's not a joke, just ask around; socks are where it's at. Two turn-tables and a microphone, optional.

Super comfortable with the right blend of cotton and synthetics, these things will keep your feet comfortable and dry. And when it's time, just throw them in the washing machine with anything else that needs a little more freshening up and a little less bodily fluid build-up.

Stay ahead of the trend out there and get yourself and your crew a set of wicked cool and fun socks to wear under those boring old penguin suits. Don't be shy to let your hipness shine through and show people that becoming a grown-up dude doesn't mean becoming a boring old dude!